Bots or Humans?

There are players that don’t know how to recognize a bot from a human. Strange, because it’s easy.

Here are some simple rules for the noobs.

Bots are devoted to a peculiar religion that force them:

  • to move in weird way during their rituals
  • to meet all together in the main street of Dry Gulch, dancing and celebrating with gun shots
  • to stare for hours at closed doors in Tillian
  • to commit suicide in Coyote Bluff

Still confused? Then you need a pair of X-Ray glasses!

See also: FAQ.

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AwesomePossum in *LAME* Clan?

Should we accept AwesomePossum in *LAME* clan? Is she a good candidate?
[This post is public because I’d like to see comments from members of other clans too. Which rules do they follow?]

To rephrase my question: what do we ask to a player that asks to join our clan? Many players are asking to join, but most of them are unknown players. And most of actual *LAME* members didn’t ask to join the clan, they were invited to join the clan (and this is good I think).
In my opinion, to a player we should ask at least:

  • that he played enough in Baller as a registered user (2-3 months or more)
  • that he always played fair
  • that he is not used to insult other players
  • that he is a nice and fun opponent

In my opinion, we shouldn’t require:

  • that he is a top level player

Maybe joining the clan he’ll learn something … maybe not. We haven’t a school as in some other clans. We are in *LAME* clan just for fun. Or not?

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Ready for 4th Thursday’s Clan deathmach?

Ready for Thursday’s *LAME* Clan deathmach?

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Day: Thursday 30 June 2011.


Italy 20:30
Belgium 20:30
Germany 20:30
France 20:30
Hungary 20:30
Israel 21:30

Server: Terra Nova

Maps: Station, Tijuana, Ghost Town

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Movies — True Cheat

True Cheat (original title)
110 min – Adventure | Drama | Western
Taglines: Punishment comes one way or another

A tough U.S. Marshal helps a stubborn young woman track down her father’s murderer.

Directors: Lame brothers
Stars: The Doctor, Aspi and Awesome Possum


Following the murder of her father by hired hand cheater Fuzzy Q. Jones, 14-year-old farm girl Awesome Possum sets out to capture the cheater. To aid her, she hires the toughest U.S. marshal she can find, a man with true skills, The Doctor.
Awesome insists on accompanying The Doctor, whose drinking, sloth, and generally reprobate character do not augment her faith in him. Against his wishes, she joins him in his trek into Ballerbude in search of Fuzzy Q. Jones.
They are joined by Texas Ranger Aspi, who wants Fuzzy Q. Jones for his own purposes. The unlikely trio find danger and surprises on the journey, and each has his or her skills tested.


The Doctor: We’ll sleep here and follow in the morning.
Awesome Possum: But we promised to bury the poor soul inside!
The Doctor: Ground’s too hard. Them men wanted a decent burial, they should have got themselves killed in summer.

Aspi: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin’ I gave some thought to stealin’ a kiss… though you are very young, and sick… and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
Awesome Possum: One would be just as unpleasant as the other.

Awesome Possum: [cutting the rope on the tree] Why did they hang him so high?
The Doctor: I do not know. Possibly in the belief it’d make him more dead.

Of course, just joking on Coen brothers’s movie, “True Grit”. Heartily recommended to Western movies lovers (don’t you think, Mope?).

About the true “True Grit”:

The original poster:
IMDB page:
Official site:

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3rd Clan Deathmatch

Day: Tomorrow, Thursday 23 June 2011.


Italy 20:30
Belgium 20:30
Germany 20:30
France 20:30
Hungary 20:30
Israel 21:30

Server: Terra Nova

Dresscode: What do you think about the idea of all of us using the model of Union soldier (available at Terra Nova)?

I think it could be fun! I don’t know the reason why Union soldiers could shoot at each other – but perhaps, why not?

If there are any Confederates here, who strongly oppose this idea, they can dress as they like!

Proposed Maps: Ghost Town, Alamo 2, Tijuana.

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